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Jingle Balls

December 29, 2008

Matt was the favourite child between him and his two sisters. His parents would never admit it, but you could always tell. It’s not that they didn’t love Kate and Lissa but for some reason they always seemed to go out of their way for him. Nobody knew why, whether it was because he was a star athlete at school or because he was their only male child, but come Christmas time without fail Matt would always get the best gifts.

Kate was a few years older than Matt, and before he came around she distinctly remembered Christmas being a much more exciting affair for her, simply because the holiday budget was entirely spent on her. As soon as Matt was old enough to tear wrapping paper her pile of presents was significantly diminished. She felt bad for the youngest, Lissa as she’d never known what it’s like to get an awesome Christmas because their parents were always too busy buying Matt new football gear or video games or whatever he wanted.

It was Christmas morning 2008 and all three of them awoke extra early and ran down to the living room to open their gifts. Almost an hour passed and once the flurry of bows and wrapping paper the three were left with yet another lopsided assortment of gifts. Both Lissa and Kate got a few bargain bin DVDs and new toothbrushes. Matt got a brand iPod and a new laptop.

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Boy’s Night Out

February 19, 2008

Darin was getting ready for a night out on the town, his friends Steve and Bill were taking him to a new strip club they’d heard good things about to celebrate. Word of the joint came from another coworker at their office who, after visiting was absent nearly 2 weeks, likely from sexual fatigue.

He said that when they went they needed to ask for Ms. Velvet, she was to sexiest and most accommodating woman in the club, able to fulfill any fantasy. Steve and Bill generally regarded their acquaintance as a pretty weird guy, but Velvet did sound good so they got ready and headed out for a night on the town.

The boys saddled up to a few bars first, getting nice and drunk before heading over to the strip club. They stopped at a convenience store for some condoms (just in case) and by the time they pulled up to the joint they were definitely ready for some action.

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